10 Reasons Bookworms should be Shot !!

These creatures are fearless, deadly and stubborn. They are always around you, aware of your every step but hypnotized and captured by books. They won't let it go, even if there is a situation of higher importance. They can be found lying around in bizarre body postures reading endlessly. Book to bookworms is like alcohol to a drunkard. Such creatures can make your life miserable by doing nothing but reading. 

These are some reasons why such maniacs can be shot:

1) They are lazy and obstinate. Let alone working, they won't even move their leg from above the table for you to pass. Do not expect them to get groceries, get the air conditioner repaired or even answer a phone call.  

2) All their senses except eyes are cut off from the real world. Their eyes fixed on the book and mind floating in the fictional world created by picturizing the text, they will never   hear you call or scream. If you are in grave danger never call them, they might not even look up from their book. You keep jabbing about all you miseries and they will reflect it like mirror.

3) Being lazy makes it impossible for them to get up and take a bath. They are unaware of their smelly clothes and messed surroundings in the course of completing their read.

4) Having read a lot, they turn into one of the most dangerous species or breed that existed on the earth, Grammar Nazis. They nag you constantly on small grammatical mistakes and never let anything slide by without correcting.

5) Obsessive readers always leave nothing for others. You might be searching for a book to     start for ages, but alas! that bookworm would issue or borrow that book first.

6) They are over-protective about their books; beware if you dare to borrow their books. They will lecture you with the strict do's and don’ts, and will know even if a single page           has an extra crease.

7) During your conversations with a third person they just can't control their urge to share relevant bookish examples from literature or history and make you look like an illiterate       jerk.

8) They are horrible weekend partners. Buried in their books, they don't wish to go out for a movie or shopping. Weekend is the best time for them to read uninterrupted, forget food they just get up when the nature calls them.

9) They carry their book around, living room, bathroom, bus, train and office everywhere. It is annoying for people around them to see them always reading.

10) They are social loners by choice, they like to be alone and if you try to give them company you end up outraging them.